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Drum'N'Bass for a fucked up place! Now with added Dubstep Yo!

What do you mean I’m funny?struktur Dec 30

Vision Recordings honcho Thjis says to German snaremeister Current Value “Your music’s just fucking noise”.

So Current Value replys “so… you’re Noisier”…

Heres the deal.. better our measly attempts at a drum’n'bass related joke and receive the following prizes!!!

X1 Break - Symmetry CD
X1 Cause4Concern - Pandemix (x2CD Mixed | Unmixed)
X1 Various Artists - All Sound Electric 2 (x2CD Unmixed)

Just leave your joke as a response to this post. The best joke wins.

Closing date, TBC.

4 Comments at the mo

Silent Jay

What’s the coldest type of Bass?
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Sub Bass.

(sorry - its rubbish I know)

Nuo3

Why did the Lion get lost?

–Because the Jungle is Massive!

Leif

What title is conferred upon a discriminating curator of ancient pottery?

-Bowl Selector

Christopher

Q: How many junglists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 100 - 1 to change the lightbulb, and 99 to complain that the old style lightbulb was better

Have a word…